Why does Dennis Vincent drink so many Rockstar energy drinks? It is a common question Dennis Vincent is asked all too often. To put it quite simply, it takes a lot of caffeine to keep a man like him going 24 hrs a day. What a lot of people don’t realize is Dennis Vincent gave up sleep a long time ago. In fact, Dennis has not slept in 27 years. The story goes like this… one summer, while scaling the Himalayan mountain K2, Dennis came across an ancient temple on the edge of the mountainside. Curiosity got the best of him and he decided to enter the temple. Inside was a single Monk. “Welcome Dennis Vincent,” said the monk. “How could you possibly know I was coming? And how do you know my name?” Said Dennis. “I have been waiting for your arrival for 237 years.” The monk said. For it was written in our scripture that you would arrive here one day and we should pass along this great message for you to share with all mankind. Dennis was curious indeed and asked what it was. The monk then opened what seemed to be an ancient scroll with symbols Dennis did not recognize. The monk then spoke a phrase Dennis will never forget,”Coffee is for bitches.”
Dennis Vincent’s chosen drink is the Rockstar sugar free. He tried many other energy drinks like Monster, and Red bull. The Monster brand is good but its the aftertaste Dennis doesn’t like. Red Bull is nice once in a while but isn’t worth the higher price and never once has it given him wings. But Dennis Vincent strongly agrees that Rockstar is the best energy drink to consume. Specifically, Rockstar Sugar Free. The smooth carbonation reminds him with every sip that he is alive. From the fist gulp down to the last. As he reaches the last sip, his eyes begin to dilate, his heart starts to race. He knows this is the only high he can get without it being illegal. Each can is packed with 180 mg of caffeine and a whopping 1000 mg of Taurine.
Are energy drinks safe? Probably not. But lets be honest, if you came to this blog seeking medical advice then you are probably going to die soon anyway. Just drink it responsibly and stick to no more that 2 cans a day and you’ll be fine.
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